I expected to begin blogging again this week but instead I'm counting bruises.
I was dragging a heavy bag across the carpet, very carefully, a half metre at a time, moving feet well back when I completely lost the rhythm. Boy when I lose balance I really lose it, tried to stay up and might have not hurt myself as much if I had fallen on the small box sitting on the big box but a spindly legged what not got in the way. Fell this way and that, almost had to extract a pottery rabbit from an unusual place but he just had his head taken off.
Crawled to phone for nephew who shot round but the way I used to get up is non-functioning. I would roll onto knees (that really hurt) and use feet to push me up to a chair or couch. No, left foot doesn't do feel very well and right foot does feel far too much and both slip at the same time.
Call the Ambos again, explain there's a beached whale needing a lift. I hate doing this in case there is an emergency but the operator says I would just move down the priority line. That made me feel better. The Ambos thought it was hilarious that I'm on the floor with broken backside and my entertainment is watching the ice skating and I would hate to hit the ice the way they do. So out comes the pump up cushion and five minutes later I'm on my feet. I may or may not inform Doc Marvin of the 170 blood pressure.
Today the bruises have come to life to give sparkle to the pain and I had to go out. Wrap gifts for mother to give, taxi to Home, taxi to hair dresser, taxi home and I'm as dizzy as all get out. Forgot breakfast and pills. Note on the calendar says Mercury Retrograde. Good, I'm staying in bed until Friday when the cat is out of kibble and I'm out of pills and not a chocolate for the day. But I did find my Christmas reading books. Memo to self, do not hide things at my age.
I have found and lost Christmas cards. Everybody's presents are in a line to be wrapped but there's no time to post them. You'll love your Christmas in January goodies. River sent mince tarts, very tasty and medicinal for falls. Elephant's Child has not lost her cake making abilities, yes I know I promised to not eat until Christmas day, I lied.
I know it's been a while since I blogged but what are all these new thingies on the header. I know I'm posting as Jah Teh, I've been posting as her since 2005 and now I can put a funny face somewhere, no it's 'insert special characters' none of which I understand. I wish that Windows 10 could understand that I am too old to change from XP and I want it back. You've got enough zillions to support the few non-experts who don't like change.
Some kind person email me on Thursday night to remind me I must buy chocolates on Friday. Just in case dementors turn up unexpectedly.