$29 and pre-paid $30 credit and mother is back in business. Press the green to say Hello, press the red to close and she hasn't figured out how to get me in contacts yet. A win all round so far. Still on oxygen and Ventolin and feeling very sick this morning. If I run into the twat that says she doesn't need so much oxygen, he won't be needing any. She is failing, she might have one more Nellie Melba in her but it's not a done deal. Doc Marvin has been in two days in a row, he usually says he'll see her Wednesday but yesterday it was call if you need me.
It was 3 a.m. before I finally fell asleep last night and very worrying to wake up to find the cat asleep with me with his paw on my arm. He only ever does that when I'm not well and it's always the can opening arm his paw embraces. His eyes are so expressive, "please don't get up until you feel right. You might fall and I won't get fed". Far too much stress last week I think. He did have a nasty turn when lazing under the tree on Thursday, he copped an apple on his head dropped by the biggest parrot I've ever seen. Not the Rosella with the blue and red but a huge green and red bird. I love that tree, parrot in the top branches with the apples, little birds on the ground picking up the leftovers and at night, the possums have the lot. Did I tell you they love avocados? We have such fantastic avo's in Australia even though I really can't stand them no matter how good they are supposed to be for fat people, that I was furious to find Woolies had them on special from New Zealand. Using a female piece of logic which can never be explained, I bought 3 and put them out for the possums. Next day only a round bit of skin was left and that was because I'd forgotten to take the label off.
I really wasn't going to go into any politics this year because they are all such (love you Keating) swill but the Grand Poobah of Swill in America is something that can't be shrugged off. Have you noticed his signature? Poor John Hancock would likely swoon into a full faint at the sight of it.
It's not writing, it looks like the spectroscopic analysis of a serial killer. Everything he has signed is by Executive Order and look how many EOs of Obama he has overturned so if his is overturned he can say, it wasn't his fault, it was them, all of them, whoever them is. He can stand there shining and blameless.
Hanson's in trouble with her blokes.....again. Malware briefly hit the news then returned to his burrow. Nowt from the Mad Monk, extremely strange. Shorten, I swear if you wear another fluoro vest I'll spray paint you. You don't look like a worker anymore so try for the Statesman gig and smile, ever so slightly. Every time I see you, you look like the prophet of doom, worse than Morrison.
And I never thought I'd miss the dribblings of Chrissie Pyne, where is the little twerp? I'm only going on like this because it's tennis, it's cricket and ready to scream into Melbourne, the Grand Prix.
I need a small holiday. Cameraface, would you mind if I ran off with R for a few days? Of course you'll have to take over the Mothering duties but man up, you can do it.