A very good saying especially for someone with a volcanic temper and a wicked back hander with a geologist's pick.
This morning I was woken up by the cat who roared into my ear while staring at my eyes. No kibble since Sunday but it's being delivered this morning, I've told him that several times. It's not like he couldn't live off his fat until Christmas but a cat of habit demands that all bowls be filled, for snacking, all day, every day. He took his own photo the other night trying to knock the camera out of my hand so as soon as I remember how to do it, I'll post it here.
Still no computer chair, no table up either. I can't even get the table parts out of the box and couldn't move the chair box. I need an all round handy man and yes Highriser I am looking at you. You'll even get paid. I need new taps in the bathroom and a handheld shower spray. Put up the chair, put up the table, put the passage door back up. I found out the hard way that does take two people. Plus an hour or two at the big green shed, I need a cheap chandelier, a light for the kitchen since one fluro globe is going and I put the pantry light on so I won't set fire to the tea towell, again. Steel hand rails at the back steps, hand rail in the shower but I might need an expert for those. I'm sure there are several more things on the list. It doesn't need to be done in one day but if you are passing the house, please come and put my chair together.
I'm thinking of shutting down my Facebook. Daughter in law is shutting hers down so I won't be able to get any more photos of my girls. I never have liked Facebook, it just didn't make sense to me. I am looking into Instagram as long as I don't have to use mine, I still shake when I take a photo.
I will get around to answering all comments but I haven't been the best. I'm waiting for Karma to do its work.
Bank scam is working overtime so be careful. Their mistake was in telling me $2000 was taking from my credit card which is not an amount I'll ever see again on any credit card. He recovered quickly and said it was my debit card and the amount was $20. I told him to give it up and find someone who wasn't a poor pensioner.
I'm not that poor that I couldn't pay a handyman though.