MINDSLIP

Forgot to change the date on the last post again!

Forgot to mention the truly awful sight that preceeded me out of Westfield.

Memo to future contestant on The Biggest Loser.

Lollypink nylon fur uggboots with pompoms dangling from the sides are not the best things to wear on legs that resemble giant redwoods.

Leading up to a tangerine coloured rah-rah skirt that barely covers the north end of a south bound elephant.

Topped by a white T-shirt without a supporting bra. Any two things that swing that far and wide should be declared weapons of mass destruction.

A good bitching is self-medication.