1. You have to post these rules before you give the facts.
2. You must list one fact that is somehow relevant to your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don't have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.
3. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose one person for each letter of your middle name to tag. Don't forget to leave a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.
(yeah, right, like I want to get ostracised by the entire blogosphere)
J is for jewellery. I love looking at it, designing it, making it and owning it.
E is for energy, very low on it. If I could walk sitting down I would.
N is for never being petite in my entire life.
N is for never being envious of anyone's petite figure but there's a few intelligent minds I would have liked to call mine.
I is for indecision, my downfall. The ice-cream usually melts before I choose between chocolate and raspberry.
F is for being frightened by a Scottish Pipe Band when I was three and eating a sardine sandwich at the time. The two are so entwined in my mind that I can't smell a fish sanger without hearing a Highland reel.
E is being ever ready to see the ridiculous side of life. I mean you have to be like that to survive our beloved PM in those tracksuits or that Akubra hat.
R is for believing in re-incarnation. I can't see the point in having a life of experience and learning to have it disappear, never to be useful to anyone. I've never been Cleopatra though, just one of the lower ranks, poor and miserable. It's about time I was a princess, petite and rich but with brains. One must specify or one might come back as Paris Hilton.
And this is my middle name which I use for my first name because my first name is horrendous and government departments insist on using it but it will never pass my lips.
This meme is free to anyone who is desperate for blog fodder.