Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
If you Tontine her it's classed as a pillow fight gone wrong.You always wanted to get back in touch with your childhood, didn't you J ? :P
I wish I had a diary, but I'd be too scared everyone would read it...it'd be rubbish anyway, probably full of lists and what I had in my sandwich...
But, being demented, she won't believe you. she'll tell you you're making it all up. Again.
"Insanity Central is very busy today."I know. I've tried calling them three times but they're permanently engaged.
Jayne, I keep saying it's the cancer affecting her brain but it's hard when the people she's talking to think she's okay.Damn Miles, I thought for a moment there you had a love life. I mistook 'who' for 'what I had in my sandwich'.And River wins the prize because that's what she did.Fleetwood, talking to yourself is insanity.Off topic, I see they've found the beach where the legions landed in Britain.
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