Tuesday, October 28, 2008

WANT WANT WANT WANT

Tigtog has a new meme. Name eight places in your home country where you would like a house. I'm still working on the eight homes but in one of them I want this gorgeous Balinese day bed which is currently living in Daniella Helayel's designer home. I can see me lounging here with books, magazines and chocolates. It would have to be on a cliff overlooking the ocean. I like ocean storms.


But there seems to be something lacking. Something I'm sure I'd need. Oh yes, of course, The Butler.





15 comments:

Brian Hughes said...

You wouldn't get much butlering done with him. He'd be down the gymn all day desperately trying to make up for the inadequate size of his penis.

Helen said...

That's his thumb, Brian.

JahTeh said...

The diet's going well I see, grouchy more than usual, penis envy at a high level, lower class pettiness at my having a butler and you bet your centurion sandals he's not going to be doing much butlering after I've finished with him.

Helen, he won't be humoured, he's on a restricted diet. There was a 3.6 earthquake in England this week and I suspect it was his stomach rumbling.

phil said...

I'd be extremely careful about allowing him to put the cream in the coffee if I were you.

Andrew said...

He would peel your grape very efficiently I think.

JahTeh said...

Phil, I'm more concerned with what he stirs it with. (you're going to hell for putting thoughts in my head)

Andrew, I'm sure he'd be masterful with grapes and probably wonderful with your gnat problem.

Brian Hughes said...

"I'm more concerned with what he stirs it with."

It won't be a spoon, I expect. Far too complicated an instrument...

JahTeh said...

There goes the envy again. A spoon, I don't think so, more likely a long stemmed punch ladle.
The diet must be hard, I see you're reduced to chewing chunks out of Robbert.

River said...

a LIVE-IN butler of course.......

I'll be visiting as often as I can if he's going to be serving the chocolates.

JahTeh said...

River, serving the chocolates? He is the chocolate.

phil said...

Serbing the chocolates? Oh, he's from the Cooger Bay hotel then?

phil said...

excues typong, you know what i meatn

JahTeh said...

Oh Phil, way to ruin a moment. The last I heard, tests showed it wasn't human.

Jayne said...

I didn't think that butler's body was natural, J, but I'm sure he really is human under all that botox, steroids and implants :P

So we can't tempt you with a nice bowl of gelato ice cream in place of the butler? :P

JahTeh said...

Jayne, he doesn't have to be natural just compliant. I'll pass on the gelati.