Handle every stressful situation like a puppy.
If you can't eat it or play with it, just piss on it and walk away.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
I had one of those afternoons
Thank you Coles supermarket for making sure the rubber mat at the front door was nice and buckled for the fat lady to stick her toe under and go flying. I had a heavy bag on the shoulder and was carrying an equally heavy bag in the other hand so being balanced like a high wire walker I managed to remain upright.