Already I have my candidate for 'Idiot of the Year' and it's not even a footballer.
Over the weekend 104 motorists were caught by police breaking road rules.
This one is in a special category of stupid.
"A man driving while eating with a knife and fork from a bowl between his legs and steering with this knees was one of 104 motorists found breaking road rules."
I'm still trying to imagine this in action. I take back the stupid, anyone multi-tasking like this should be running for Opposition Planning Minister.
His knife and fork skillz will be useful for tea at the Windsor.