Thursday, September 01, 2011

I will only post link


"It is a big change for the 5ft 2in mother, who requires a mobility scooter to go shopping and wears XXXXXXXL.



Last Christmas she feasted on two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables."



If you can stand it read the rest but not if you've just eaten.


12 comments:

Andrew said...

Oh dear.

The Elephant's Child said...

Oh dear is right. And I haven't eaten, and looking at that poor woman I don't want to. Urk. And I notice that if she meets a man who likes them big she will go off her current diet. Double urk.

JahTeh said...

Andrew, did you go right through to the horrible website? I can't even contemplate eating that much food in one sitting, it's just unbelievable.

EC, ditto about the website. Can you believe that men paid to watch her get this humungous?

R.H. said...

Don't laugh, she was making good money.

I reckon you could do even better.

Give it a go, I'll be your manager!

JahTeh said...

Robbert, that's disgusting. I don't know which is worse, making herself into a human garbage compactor for money or the men who are paying to watch. Honestly I just can't get my head around this issue.

Brian Hughes said...

At weekends they could hire her out as a bouncy castle.

Link said...

It's a list I've read before, and couldn't read it again. Weird Shit.

Windsmoke. said...

That's very gross indeed :-).

JahTeh said...

Windsmoke, I had no idea these women were in such demand. I'm fat, obese actually but it crept up on me, I didn't do it deliberately.

Link, I love how the boyfriend was thin to her fatness. I think my mouth fell open when I looked at the web photos of those women. I mean there is "celebrate who you are" and then there's weird shit.

MiLord, a sharp heel in the wrong place and it's all over red rover.

River said...

I can't say anything. I just can't.

Andrew said...

I did look at the website. It is extreme self destructive behaviour. Can't she do something sensible like take up smoking or become a proper prostitute instead of a pseudo one.

JahTeh said...

River, I know what you mean. It was bad enough looking at her but all those others as well. I tell you when I stripped off last night I felt slim.

Andrew, what about the blokes who love them like this? I'd be very suspicious about any man who offered me a truckload of chocolate after looking at them.