I had several brilliant posts but I can't see to post anything. Stupid eye drops that make the iris look like a lunar eclipse and makes me not be able to see at all. Cat didn't believe me until I dropped the contents of the can on his paw.
Now the cost of eye glass lenses is/are "oh dear lord, I'm heading for the poor house' expensive.
Good news is I have wonderfully healthy eyes and an empty bank account.
In more good news, there is now a company that puts nose pads on plastic frames for numpties like me who need the lens to be a certain distance from my eyes which doesn't happen with plastic nose pads. And you still can't get a decent size pair of glasses unless you throw a Britney and scream to have lens put in sunglasses.
Mothers Day afternoon went off without a bang only because they were all asleep until the tea trolley rattled. And I have to go down again tomorrow. It's fish lunch so I have to arrive with party pies or mother starves. We've discovered why the cook is so crap at cooking, her credentials come not from a cooking school but from being the tea lady. I bet her fecking tea was crap as well.
Now going to feel my way around the kitchen, cook and not set fire to the pan, again.