Thursday, March 05, 2015
Inventions of note
Isn't this just adorable. It's a quick Ferret muzzle for taking the ferret for walkies and it came to me that I must post it the minute I switched on the news this morning and the "Font of all Wisdom" was saying how he was going to save all of us (again). Except for old people who are draining the land of money because we have a pension, a pension that we paid our taxes for and in an age when women were never considered in a superannuation scheme so most of us don't have that. So you can see why the quick Ferret muzzle immediately sprang to mind. We'd still recognize him, the ears, you know. The PM sort of lends himself to this, might even improve him but when I tried to picture Smokin' Joe in one I realized there'd have to be a bit of tinkering with the design.
And, and, and, it has accessories. A Ferret activity tunnel no less. He might have a bit of trouble because he has to go straight so the cross Ferret tunnel would be the go. If it doesn't amuse him, at least it will stop him running in circles. And the PA should look great toting the carry bag after she sticks a few shiny mirrors on the front so she can flash blind curious journos.
There you are, my contribution to the welfare of the nation, who says fat old pensioners are useless.