I'm like Pavlov's dog except it's Potter's dog. Every time Potter ranges into view, I'm compelled to press go and read the latest. So in case you need a sob or two today in the Christmas madness, I give you these.
I can't argue with a Patronus, at least it wasn't a box of chocolates.
Yes, if my hand is full of wand and the other hand is full of food, I'm very calm.