Tuesday, February 16, 2016

He said what and he's nearly what?

Shane Warne thinks we evolved from aliens.  I always thought he didn't quite fit this planet.  But he has an excuse, he's on a (pardon me as I choke with laughter) reality show.  I rather hope he gets bitten on the arse by an unevolved earth spider because ain't no-one is going to suck that venom out.

And the other hideous news belongs to Baarmy Joyce.  I never quite thought about this before but no-brain is just one heartbeat away from being Prime Minister. I don't care how much it costs, I want Turnbbot protected 24 hours a day, don't even let him get a paper cut in case it turns septic. Baarmy as P.M., just the thought is brain crushing. I wonder if there is a chance of stunning him and hiding him in the middle of one of those ghastly sheep ships where he won't be found until well out of Australian waters.

Every time I think of this country lately, I start humming "Somewhere over the rainbow".  Watching too much question time in Parliament will do that to you.  

And I really do have a unicorn and you can't prove I don't.


Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi JT,

Ha ha! Shane Warne - another excuse for the Poms to rip him to shreds - and we LOVE to do that to Shane Warne, particularly recently.





Elephant's Child said...

The virginity issue is my problem with unicorns. I can only admire them from afar.
What I really, really want to have is a dragon. With the added advantage that the dragon could crispify the Shane Warnes and Barney Whatshisface's of this world. AND Turnbull. Who is the same pig in nicer lipstick.

JahTeh said...

Plasman, I keep watching him and trying to picture him without his hair extensions. If I could turn it into an App, I'd be rich.

El Chi, I have no problems with that, I'm a born again virgin several times over.
Did you see Bronnie B this morning? Suddenly showing her age as former mates stab her in the back over pre-selection and it's not even anywhere the Ides of March. Good job going in Canberra now, travelling knife sharpener.

River said...

I want to see photos of this unicorn you say you have. Like EC, I'd LOVE a dragon. I have a small one, several small ones in fact as ornaments and one is a doorstop. But a real dragon would be such fun. He could toast my bread with one quick breath, warm the rooms the same way and incinerate unwanted door-knockers.

JahTeh said...

River, I can't believe you don't believe me! Unicorns are better, only pure persons can go near them. Imagine the stampede of politicians if I rode the streets of Canberra. Good idea though, I stampede them and you fly down and let loose the flames. We'd better take out ASIO as well since they've been reading this.

Fenstar de Luxe said...

Well your wish almost came true... he got bitten on the head by a snake!