Tuesday, February 16, 2016
He said what and he's nearly what?
Shane Warne thinks we evolved from aliens. I always thought he didn't quite fit this planet. But he has an excuse, he's on a (pardon me as I choke with laughter) reality show. I rather hope he gets bitten on the arse by an unevolved earth spider because ain't no-one is going to suck that venom out.
And the other hideous news belongs to Baarmy Joyce. I never quite thought about this before but no-brain is just one heartbeat away from being Prime Minister. I don't care how much it costs, I want Turnbbot protected 24 hours a day, don't even let him get a paper cut in case it turns septic. Baarmy as P.M., just the thought is brain crushing. I wonder if there is a chance of stunning him and hiding him in the middle of one of those ghastly sheep ships where he won't be found until well out of Australian waters.
Every time I think of this country lately, I start humming "Somewhere over the rainbow". Watching too much question time in Parliament will do that to you.
And I really do have a unicorn and you can't prove I don't.