She's had her breasts enlarged by a, now illegal, procedure in which polyproylene string was implanted into each breast.
The material irritates the breast lining, creating a serum which enlarges the breasts, a process which could continue indefinitely but which she insists stops eventually.They are still growing at the rate of an inch a month.
Gee, guess what, they actually make living a bit difficult. She has trouble eating, has to sleep on her back, and has trouble fitting into aeroplane toilets. Not to mention the regular exercises to be able to support the watermelon sized boobs.
I am still trying to picture her doing an exotic dance without killing the front row of droolers but stripping wouldn't be so hard, just breathe in. Pole dancing? No that could be hazardous to everyone's health.
There are questions though. I am a fattyboombah so I can't throw oranges at watermelon boobs if that's her life ambition but to put something into the body that is not, inert like silicon (it moves) or saline, but is still causing growth doesn't seem like a good idea. The lefty is very near the heart and both are sitting over the lungs.
What if the implanted string decides to migrate?
I was waiting for her to say her decision empowers her.
Would feminists say it empowers her?
I would say it empowered the bank account of the doctor who put it in there in the first place.
At my age, I'm just happy mine are heading towards my feet and doing their job of keeping my chest warm.