Isn't he cute. Michael Kutsche's concept of a squirrel for the Disney movie of The Great Oz.
Now that the sweetness is over, down to business.
Rabid Abbott is bringing back Knighthoods and Dames for exceptional Australians. Dear Goddess I almost lost lunch and last week's breakfast. All I could see in front of me was Sir John Howard and Dame Outback Mining Queen.
But now I can say what I like about the big earred creep because George Brandies (not a typo) says I can. I am allowed to be a bigot, swear at people and call them names. It's free speech. Good one George, take a knighthood for farnarkling. As for big ears, I unavoidably was listening to him last night and so help me, I could have sworn I was listening to J. H. Smallperson. I can say that, free speech, remember.
The search for the plane is off because of the weather. Lots of weird going around about that plane. It takes an Orion 4 hours flying to the search area, two hours of search then 4 hours flying back. So whoever directed the pilot into the Southern Indian Ocean was not intending to return. Why aren't they using drones to skim the waves? Oh sorry, drones are only for hunting and killing.
And Craig Thompson, friend and champagne deliverer to call girls everywhere is miffed that the legal system might actually work and dump him in jail. Don't worry Craig, hopefully the member for Frankston will soon be joining you. Of course you might get a knighthood for your tireless efforts to get those working girls off the street and into your bed.
Don't ask about mother.