Today I found out I haven't had my eyes tested since 2001.
They can't be too bad.
I can still see through four layers of clothes to the cute bloke underneath.
I love unwrapping presents.
As long as they're useful.
Cute blokes usually are.
I wonder why people say "You'll go blind".
I'll ask when I have my eyes tested next Monday.
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Wouldn't it be so much easier if we went back to the days of tight revealing pants and body shirts.
"As long as they're useful.
Cute blokes usually are."
Another sunny day in Cloud Cuckooland.
Not on me mate.
Ever resort to putting the sox in the jocks?
Jealous, Fleetwood?
I didn't say they were practical, just useful.
Sedgwick was almost cute once so you might have been. Post photos with or without wrapping and Hot Andrew and I will judge (not harshly)(we won't laugh)(snigger)you.
Witchy,
I was never cute. I've always been pot bellied, big nosed, curly haired and with the sort of face only a mother could love. (Although even she's had difficulty at times.)
As a result I've always been able to spot immediately the shallow, vaccuous people attracted to genial, good looking men whilst overlooking the ugly, grumpy old sods who are far more entertaining.
It's an ability I wouldn't exchange for the world.
"As a result I've always been able to spot immediately the shallow, vaccuous people attracted to genial, good looking men whilst overlooking the ugly, grumpy old sods who are far more entertaining."
Oh really, you old tart! 'twasn't what you whispered in my shell like when I was up close and depilitating (or was that 'debilitating'?) with you in the bathroom this morning!! Never trust a Lancastrian Brazilian I say!!!
...and you call what you did 'entertaining"' ?!?!
(Please excuse Hughes' invasive, self serving deletions.)
Sedgwick,
Neither the deletions or the depilitions had owt to do with me. I strongly suspect somebody else was waxing lyrical in your shower this morning.
"Waxing lyrical"? Is that aristo beast three-timing the Lady Livia and me?
Here Fleetwood, I was married to an ugly, grumpy old sod (River still is) and they're vastly over-rated. Give me a shallow vacuous good looking knows his place cute thing any day.
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