Thursday, November 27, 2008

IT'S ME STATE OF MIND, YOU SEE

Headline from my ABC science e-mail updates,

"Are redheads really doomed?"

Damn, is there anything else the world can throw at me?
I mean fat, morbidly obese, old, decrepit and now my red hair dooms me.

Imbecile!

I forgot I merely enhance my natural state of mousiness with chemicals.

12 comments:

Lord Sedgwick said...

"Indigo Jones and the Temple of Doomed Redheads."

JahTeh said...

I'm still doomed from the carcinogens in the chemicals but I'll die happily rouged

Anonymous said...

Not a natural red! Who would have thunk that. R has a fetish for red haired guys. Pity you are a bit wrongly built.

Lord Sedgwick said...

Shirl, please don't tell me R would have the hots for that simply red Mick Hucknall.

If so, tell him that his credibility is headed straight into the unrecycle bin.

Jayne said...

You and the tortishell cat, J, scary! :P

JahTeh said...

Andrew, I should have been a natural redhead but then all the other bits that would tell the truth have disappeared.

Mick Hucknall???? R might have used up all his good taste in picking Andrew but Mick Hucknall?

Jayne, stop tempting me with tortoiseshell cats, I love them.

Anonymous said...

I had to google Hucknall.....I am old. Seems there is red and there is red, and that red is not right for R. And you old cow, R has impeccable taste in picking a b/f. Funny though, he never thought his choice would get old too.

Ann ODyne said...

just put "Lily Cole" into Guugle image search.

Ann ODyne said...

and then I saw the comment by Hot Andrew - just Guugle Damian Lewis
aka Soames of Forsyte Saga or that LIFE TV series

I think he's hawt too

Middle Child said...

A lof redheads in our lot...maybe they should be treated as an endangered species and coddled so that they can procreate to build up the numbers...they do this for animals - are not redheads a part of earth's ecosystem too?

JahTeh said...

Here Cameraface, Old Cow! And I paid you a compliment, well I paid R a compliment or did I insult both of you. Blame Sedgwick, he started it.

I love Damien Lewis in 'Life', great show but I wish someone would darken up his eyelashes.

Middlechild, as long as they keep making red dye there'll be redheads.

Anonymous said...

What do you call an emo ginger kid?

Duracell!

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself. But surely no one is safe from my humour, not even me).