Saturday, September 04, 2010

Gobsmacked, flabbergasted and fuming

Mummy boasting to Aunt Patty about beautiful grand daughter.

Aunt Patty boasting not so much since her lot have a collective IQ of about 20.

Aunt Patty says, "It's never bothered J that her grandchildren are coloured."


Irish, Sri Lankan, Scots, English, Dutch, French, German, American genes have gone to making up my United Nations grand daughters and I wouldn't have cared if they were purple with yellow spots and green feet.

Fucking coloured!!!

Aunt Patty is getting a white sheet and a flaming cross for Christmas.


River said...

Coloured?? What's she on about? The whole world is coloured! There's white, pink, yellow, tan, brown, black, olive, red, (that's the sunburned ones), copper, and even speckled with freckles!

My grandchildren have German, Scots, English and two of them have Italian as well.

Myst_72 said...

The things people say, jealousy is a curse.
My step father craps on about 'Asians' (and anyone else that isn't fair skinned actually, my kids didn't know the word black until they learnt it from him) - umm derr my Mum is about 1/4 kids are Aboriginal/Irish/Portugese/English


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JahTeh said...

River, She's of a generation that supported the White Australia Policy and hasn't quite worked her way into the 21c. But then to say it about my granddaughters, in otherwords, family, is too much.

Gina, as far as I'm concerned blending like this makes a fantastic heritage although doing a family tree is a monster.

Girls, in a nutshell and it's a wonder she didn't go on about them being Catholic, she doesn't like them either.
I've been waiting to send a congrats email but Fielding is still not tipped out of the Senate yet.

Jayne said...

What a nasty, vicious yellow and green streak in Aunt Patty.
I feel she needs a good scrubbing with Velvet Soap to remove that cowardice and bile!
Failing that the flaming cross has been known to work wonders.

Kath Lockett said...

What the hell year does she think she's living in - Deep South USA, 1942?

..... there's someone who needs a couple of raw prawns popped into her windscreen wiper grille if ever there was one!

JahTeh said...

Jayne, the first time someone asked me what nationality they were I was speechless. Next time I wasn't, "they're bloody human beings". And would you believe their paternal grandfather was the worst of the bunch, always looking to see if they were turning darker.
Old bastard.

Kath, she wouldn't have a clue that that was insulting. My mother's family hardly registers on my radar. By the way, you can tell LoveChunks that we've had enough for the moment so he can stop pedalling on the rain machine.

Mindy said...

They are just gorgeous is what they are.

JahTeh said...

Mindy, some people will never move into the 21st Century.

Middle Child said...

What a biatch! Bloody hell...I actually am flabergasted and for once don't know what to say