Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
One third acid, one third laziness and two thirds mathematical incompetance. Add a barrel of whiskey and leave to ferment for several decades. Finish with a slice of lemon wrapped in bacon...without the lemon.
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Rocket fuel, that's what you run on.
My own recipe runs:
One third acid, one third laziness and two thirds mathematical incompetance. Add a barrel of whiskey and leave to ferment for several decades. Finish with a slice of lemon wrapped in bacon...without the lemon.
That was by far the most straightforward personality test, I've ever done.
You could be right Rh, I'm certainly built like an Apollo space craft.
It's so weird how these personality tests are so spot on.
Caroline, share?
all I did was type in my name and I came up with . . . well I've forgotten now.
So was that it? Or have I missed something . . . again.
"3 parts Bravery
2 parts Boldness
1 part Mania
Splash of Intellect
Finish off with whipped cream"
They got the mania bit right.
Finishing off Phil with whipped cream, now there's a thought.
By any chance do you wear shorts, socks and sandals?
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