Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.
Oz, would you like me to ring Telstra for you, I've got a really good reputation with them, you know, for patience, niceness, not swearing, no tantrums. Don't bother Mercury went retrograde on Thursday, youse is stuffed.
Keep posting just in case the phone's out because one of your ex's is a serial killer and he's just cut your phone wires and is waiting his chance to creep in and do away with you. If the lights go out, really worry no, don't worry, I'll send Brian over. He should arrive in about a month.
I'd wave if I knew what she looked like. Yes, I know there's a photo right there, but people often look different when they come shopping. If she shops at Norwood Coles during the hours of 6.30 and 10.30am, Monday to Thursday, I'd be happy to say hello.
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I'm rolling on the floor, laughing my arse off.
(Gee, I wish someone would find a way to make that quicker to write.)
Seriously funny.
from Ozfemme (who has no other means of communication this weekend than the Internuts)
Oz, would you like me to ring Telstra for you, I've got a really good reputation with them, you know, for patience, niceness, not swearing, no tantrums.
Don't bother Mercury went retrograde on Thursday, youse is stuffed.
Keep posting just in case the phone's out because one of your ex's is a serial killer and he's just cut your phone wires and is waiting his chance to creep in and do away with you. If the lights go out, really worry no, don't worry, I'll send Brian over. He should arrive in about a month.
"If the lights go out, really worry no, don't worry, I'll send Brian over."
I'll bring some candles and a romantic fish and chip supper.
Ozfemme, surely you haven't forgotten ROFLMAO ?
Fleetwood, ever the romantic but try bringing a large wooden club as well.
River, by her own admission Oz has the arse to roll on for ever. She lives in Adders too so wave if she hits your checkout.
Lordy PMSL.
Haha, great stuff!
I'd wave if I knew what she looked like. Yes, I know there's a photo right there, but people often look different when they come shopping. If she shops at Norwood Coles during the hours of 6.30 and 10.30am, Monday to Thursday, I'd be happy to say hello.
"Fleetwood, ever the romantic but try bringing a large wooden club as well."
Excellent...a game of cricket afterwards.
Jayne, PMSL???? Please explain.
Cazzie, I put that up as wallpaper just to get a laugh when I boot up.
River, You'll know it's Oz if she tries to sell you two kids for the groceries.
Fleetwood, If she wanted cricket,I'd have sent her Insane Warne.
Hara har har har...be careful little piglet please!
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